Sippy cups, pacifiers and bottles result in over 2,000 annual ER trips. A lactivist’s dream come true.
As is our next selection.
Breastmilk ingredient optimizes good gut bacteria. Fine. Show me the long-term health benefits. The ones not attributed to the mothers who breastfeed for a year (in between pilates, preschool book fairs and viola practice).
Andrew Wakefield: This face say “trust me?” |
Courtney may be out of luck in the self-restraint lottery if this next one has any merit.
Fun phonics games help children read. As if the Brain Academy or Leap Frog needs a plug.
Diet of high-fructose sugar deters learning and memory. In rats. Yeah, okay. Now where did I put those Milk Duds?
(Not to be confused with Roy Baumeister’s research showing a quick injection of glucose via fruit or ice cream actually increases self-control and good decision-making.)
P.S. I don’t know how “trustworthy” the former doctor Andrew Wakefield looks, but he will always be Brad Pitt’s and Brendan Fraser’s hypothetical baby to me and for some reason, I cannot get enough of the photo above and will continue to use it for years to come at the slightest provocation.
Yes, I’m stuck on the Lithium Channel of late. Can we please bring back over-sized clothing and musicians who don’t tweet?
It is amazing how much a little common sense will get you. Those dangerous bottle and sippy cup injuries are so easily prevented. Then the kids will just fall and injure themselves with out the help of the bottle or sippy cup.
And dangerous lollipops, tv remotes, bubble wands, pencils, legos…